kadeeners

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A big, jiggly meat mountain. The guy version of a boob. Everyone knows what it is.

Bro, that girl has a kadeener that could make a man weep.

My cousin's kadeener is so big, it's like a pizza party in a bra.

He said he'd marry me if I showed him my kadeener. I showed him my whole body.

The sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's soft, kind, and gives a good hug. But don’t push her. She’ll slap you with a chicken nugget in hand.

She cried when her cat died. Then she slapped me for making fun of it.

She gave me a hug and a free meal. I didn’t deserve it.

She forgave me for cheating… until I said I liked the new girl more.

A woman with everything. Big butt, big heart, and she eats chicken nuggets like it's her job.

She ate 20 nuggets and still had the energy to dance at the party.

Her butt is so big, it could be a new planet.

She’s got the body of a goddess and the soul of a chicken nugget addict.

A loyal guy who will never leave you. He’s got your back. Don’t cheat on him. He’ll probably break your face.

He stayed with me even when I cheated. Then he broke my face.

He never leaves. He’s like a dog but with more rage.

If you cheat on him, he’ll take you down like a superhero.

A black guy who gives it to you with no hesitation. He’s cool, but he won’t love a girl who treats him like trash.

He gave me a face full of dick and a switch. I deserved it.

He’s got a switch and a big heart. He won’t love a trashy girl.

He said, 'You don’t deserve me,' then gave me a slap with a switch.

A smart, funny, and artistic person. She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll check you if she has to.

She laughed at my jokes and checked me when I messed up.

She’s got big dreams, a big heart, and a big attitude.

She made me feel good, then put me on check for being a jerk.