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a brainless piece of trash who thinks they’re smart
He tried to explain calculus like it was a pizza order.
She said she knew how to code, but her phone was broken.
He tried to debate politics with a kid who just woke up.
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a human who thinks they’re a genius but can’t spell ‘Wednesday’
He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.
She claimed she could fix the internet, but she broke her own phone.
He said he was a mathematician, but he forgot how to count.
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a person who knows nothing but talks like they’re Einstein
He tried to give a speech about space but forgot what gravity was.
She said she invented time, but she was late to her own meeting.
He tried to teach algebra but used the wrong numbers.
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a person who’s so dumb they think they’re a rockstar
He tried to sing a song but couldn’t remember the lyrics.
She said she was a famous artist, but her drawing was of a triangle.
He tried to rap but couldn’t even say his own name.
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a person who thinks they’re a genius but can’t even do basic math
He tried to add 2 + 2 but got 5.
She said she could solve any problem, but she couldn’t tie her shoes.
He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem with a pizza.