Kadeema

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A girl with a hormone-filled head who thinks she’s the queen of the world and everyone else is just a fool.

"You think you’re right? I’m right, and I’m right now!", Kadeema to her ex during a group text.

"Why would I ever be wrong? I’m Kadeema.", Text from Kadeema at 2 a. m.

"You’re wrong, and I’m right, and I’m gonna prove it.", Kadeema’s response to a math test she failed.

A street-hardened crazy woman who’ll beat the hell out of anyone who tries to mess with her.

"You think you can cut me? I’ll cut you twice.", Kadeema’s reply in a DM.

"She came at me with a knife and a smile. I didn’t stand a chance.", Text from a guy who got cut.

"She’s the reason I’m still alive and scared.", Message from a guy who got cut.

The girl who offers you a cigarette but doesn’t have a lighter, so you’re both stuck with the worst decision ever.

"Here, smoke this. I don’t have a lighter, but you’re gonna smoke it anyway.", Kadeema’s message at a party.

"I gave her a cigarette. She gave me a look. We both smoked it.", Text from a guy who just got smoked.

"We both lit up with the same cigarette. That’s how we bonded.", Message from a guy who got smoked.

A girl who sees everything through a camera lens, not her eyes, because that’s how she lives.

"You think I saw that? I saw it through my camera. You’re not even that good.", Kadeema’s Instagram caption.

"I don’t need eyes. I’ve got a camera and a filter.", Text from Kadeema during a selfie session.

"She took a picture of me and made me look like a celebrity. I’m mad.", Message from a guy who got filtered out.

The only person who can make Allison Vogelaar’s life a living hell.

"Kadeema is the reason I hate my life.", Allison’s tweet.

"She’s my nemesis. She’s Kadeema.", Message from Allison during lunch.

"Allison is my arch-nemesis. She’s Kadeema.", Text from Kadeema to Allison.

A girl who’s so sweet, she’s like a goddamn angel with a bad attitude.

"She’s sweet, but she’ll still cut you if you say one wrong thing.", Text from a guy who got cut.

"Kadeema is sweet, but she’s also a monster.", Message from a guy who got sweeted.

"She’s a sweetheart who will beat you up if you don’t like her.", DM from a guy who got sweeted.

A girl so unique, she’s like a unicorn who also happens to cut people.

"Kadeema is a unicorn and a knife-wielding goddess.", Text from a guy who got cut.

"She’s one of a kind, and she’s got a knife.", Message from a guy who got unicored.

"She’s a unicorn, and she cut me. I didn’t even know unicorns could cut.", DM from a guy who got unicored.

Kadeema is not one person. She’s a group of people who all think they’re Kadeema.

"Kadeema is a group of people. I’m one of them.", Text from a guy who’s Kadeema.

"There are multiple Kadeemas. I’m the best one.", Message from a guy who’s Kadeema.

"They’re all Kadeema, and they’re all annoying.", DM from a guy who’s Kadeema.