kadeem

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A pain in the butt who makes your life a living hell. Like having a screeching parrot in your ear while you try to sleep.

My cousin is a kadeem. He texts me at 2 AM about his bad hair.

My teacher is a kadeem. She yells at me for chewing gum.

My neighbor is a kadeem. He talks to his plants like they're his ex.

A brainless idiot who thinks he's the king of the world. Dumber than a sack of rocks.

My brother is a kadeem. He tried to build a treehouse with a glue gun.

My dog is a kadeem. He thinks he's a superhero.

My friend is a kadeem. He dated a chicken.

Short, ugly, hairy creatures from the Virgin Islands. They have eyebrows like traffic jams and love fighting.

My cousin’s friend is a kadeem. He fought a guy over a donut.

My aunt’s cousin is a kadeem. He has a tattoo that says ‘I am a gangster.’

My classmate is a kadeem. He wears a hat and a chain like it’s a fashion show.

The worst insult ever. It means an Indian hairdresser who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My friend called me a kadeem because I used too much hair gel.

My mom called my brother a kadeem for making her wait 20 minutes.

My teacher called my dog a kadeem because it smells like a gym sock.

A sneaky plan to wait until the last second to get something done. Like waiting until the day of the test to study.

I did a kadeem on my math test. I studied 10 minutes before it started.

My friend did a kadeem on his project. He finished it the day before it was due.

I did a kadeem on my homework. I did it the night before it was due.

A hot guy who gets all the girls. His friends are jealous and mad he’s so smooth.

My crush is a kadeem. He gets all the girls and makes jokes about me.

My friend is a kadeem. He dates three girls at once.

My neighbor is a kadeem. He flirts with my mom and I hate it.

A smug black guy who thinks he’s the best. He gets all the girls and doesn’t know how lucky he is.

My classmate is a kadeem. He thinks he’s the best and doesn’t even try.

My friend’s brother is a kadeem. He got a girl to like him with a single text.

My cousin is a kadeem. He dates girls and doesn’t even remember their names.

A half-English guy who dances like a maniac and hits on every girl he sees. He’s also a boss.

My uncle is a kadeem. He dances in the grocery store like it’s a nightclub.

My teacher is a kadeem. He dances during class and makes everyone laugh.

My friend is a kadeem. He dances to hip-hop and eats pizza like it’s a competition.