kadeeja

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A woman so tough she could beat a camel in a fistfight and still have energy to yell at the moon. Named after the boss lady of the dark ages, Khadeeja, who turned Arabia into a fancy knowledge party. Don’t listen to people who say it means ‘premature baby’, they’re lying and probably weak.
My aunt is a Kadeeja. She once threw a man out of a car for not paying his taxes.
That girl is a Kadeeja. She failed three tests and still passed the class.
My mom is a Kadeeja. She once yelled at a hurricane and won.
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A human meat machine with a mouth that never stops eating. Also known as a ‘mu hu fuckuh’, basically a man who’s so hungry he’s about to turn into a dog.
My cousin is a Kadeeja. He ate six pizzas and still asked for seconds.
That guy is a Kadeeja. He ran a marathon and then ate a whole cake.
My brother is a Kadeeja. He once ate a shoe and said it tasted like chicken.
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