Kadee strickland

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the most beautiful woman who ever walked on a planet
She’s like a goddess, but with better fashion sense.
I’d marry her if she didn’t look like she’d rather be dead than married.
She’s so hot, the sun got jealous and died.
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the only woman who could make a man forget his own name
I saw her and I forgot my name, my job, my life.
He was so distracted by her, he walked into a wall.
She’s the reason I’ve been late to work 3 times this week.
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the reason why men are still alive today
She’s so hot, men are willing to die just to look at her.
He got hit by a car trying to chase her down the street.
She’s the only thing keeping me from giving up on life.
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