Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl who’s so unpopular she’s like the last piece of pizza no one wants

Kadeandra sat at lunch alone like a sad abandoned dog.

She got called 'the ghost' because no one talks to her.

Her group chat has 1 person and it’s just her crying into her pillow.

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A girl who’s so friendless she’s like a squirrel with no nuts

Kadeandra tried to join the conversation but got ignored like she wasn’t there.

Her only friend is her goldfish, and even he’s tired of her.

She texted her crush and he said, 'who?' like he didn’t know her.

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A girl who’s so alone she’s like a bathroom in the middle of nowhere

Kadeandra’s desk is in the corner like she’s hiding from life.

No one talks to her, not even during bathroom breaks.

She tried to join the game but no one noticed she was there.

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A girl who’s so friendless she’s like a lost sock in a laundry machine

Kadeandra’s lunch table is empty like she’s not even there.

She tried to ask someone to prom and they said, 'who?' like she was a ghost.

Her only friend is her dog, and even he’s on a break.

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A girl who’s so unpopular she’s like the last one left in a game of tag

Kadeandra got left out of everything like she was invisible.

No one even talks to her during lunch, not even the teachers.

She tried to join the group chat, but no one responded.

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A girl who’s so alone she’s like a neon sign no one reads

Kadeandra sits at lunch alone like no one even sees her.

She tried to ask someone to hang out, but they said, 'who?'.

Her only friend is her phone, and it’s on silent.