Kade<3

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A guy who’s so good he should be in a damn Hall of Fame. He smiles like he’s won the lottery and has eyes that look like they were stolen from a god. He’s friendly but also a softie who’d take a bullet for his girl. He’s a video game nut, loves kids, and has a body that could make a statue jealous.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a controller just because I was sad.
He let my kid climb all over him like he was a jungle gym.
He rode his motorbike through my yard because he thought it was funny.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s so hot he could make a toaster jealous. He’s got that smile that could melt ice cream and eyes that look like they were dipped in magic. He’s the kind of guy who’d throw a party just to cheer you up and doesn’t care if people laugh at him for it.
He came to my funeral just to make sure I wasn’t dead.
He brought my dog a burger because he thought it was hungry.
He rode his bike through the mall because he thought it was a race.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who’s so awesome he should get a medal. He’s got that smile that makes you instantly happy and eyes that look like they were made by a wizard. He’s kind of a softie who’d do anything for his girl and doesn’t care if people call him a weirdo.
He cried at my cat’s birthday party because he thought it was important.
He let my kid ride his motorbike like it was a rollercoaster.
He brought me pizza at 2 a. m. just because he was bored.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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