kade is gay

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Every Kade is a fag. It’s in their DNA. They can’t help it. They’re born with a hard-on for dudes.
My cousin Kade tried to flirt with my dad. I was horrified.
Kade at the bar asked the bartender if he was single. The bartender said no. Kade said 'That’s fine. I’m used to that.'
Kade walked into the room and immediately hit on my brother. I knew it was gonna be a long night.
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If your name is Kade, you’re a twink. No ifs, ands, or buts. You’re a twink from birth.
My friend Kade called my teacher a twink. My teacher gave him a D.
Kade tried to make out with the mailman. The mailman left.
Kade said my brother was a twink. My brother flipped out.
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Kade is a flamingo. They’re loud, they’re proud, and they’re always showing off.
Kade walked into class and yelled 'I’m gay!' The whole class laughed.
Kade texted me 'I’m a flamingo. You’re a flamingo. We’re all flamingos.'
Kade wore a shirt that said 'I’m a flamingo and I’m not sorry.'
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