Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who gives birth to your problems and your siblings

My mom is the reason I have a brother who steals my snacks.

She yelled at me for failing math and also for not cleaning my room.

She's the only person who can make me cry with one look.

2

A human who cooks your food and also judges your life choices

She cooks my breakfast but also says I'm going to die from bad habits.

She judges my friends and says they're all trouble.

She cooks pizza but also says I should be studying.

3

A person who gives you life and also takes it away with her voice

She gave me life and also yelled at me for getting a D in science.

She takes it away every time she shouts at me during dinner.

Her voice is louder than a fire alarm.

4

A mom who is also a boss and a teacher and a total pain in the ass

She acts like a boss when she tells me to do my homework.

She also teaches me life lessons and also tells me I'm stupid.

She’s the worst and the best all at once.

5

A person who will never let you forget your mistakes

She won’t let me forget that I forgot my lunch again.

She reminds me of my bad grades every single day.

She brings up my old failures like they’re still fresh.

6

A mom who is also a detective and knows everything you do

She knows I skipped math class and also that I ate all the cookies.

She found my phone under my bed and also my secret snack stash.

She acts like she’s not watching me but she is.