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kade colon has zero hair and it’s a miracle he can see
he walks in and it’s like a desert came to life
i swear he shaves with a chainsaw
he looks like he got hit by a bald eagle
kade colon
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kade colon’s head is a pizza with no cheese
he’s the human version of a smoothie with no fruit
he looks like he lost a bet with a barber
he’s so bald you can see his brain doing push-ups
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kade colon’s hair is a dead language
he’s like a tomb with no treasure
he’s the reason people don’t like barbers
he’s so bald it’s like he’s wearing a hat made of silence
4
kade colon is a human coconut with no meat
he’s like a failed experiment from the hair lab
he looks like he got zapped by a bald ray
he’s so bald he’s got a side hustle as a ghost
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kade colon is a man who tried to be cool and got bald
he looks like he failed a hair test
he’s the reason people don’t trust shavers
he’s got more forehead than hair
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kade colon is a head with no clothes
he’s like a man wearing nothing but a hat made of nothing
he walks in and it’s like the sky fell off
he’s so bald it’s like he’s got a spotlight on his brain