kade-cole

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Kade-Cole is a walking disaster who thinks he’s the king of the jungle. He laughs at your problems while he’s crying in the bathroom from his own mess.
Kade-Cole just tripped over a trash can and yelled at the trash can. #kingofthelitter
He said he’d do the dishes, then left a mountain of plates in the sink. #dishdutydisaster
He tried to impress the zoo and got chased by a flamingo. #flamingofail
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade-Cole is a leader who leads by being a total mess. He’ll take you down with him if you’re not careful.
He started a group project and it turned into a war between markers and erasers. #markerwars
He tried to lead the team but forgot to bring the snacks. #snackattack
He said he’d be on time, then showed up 10 minutes late and brought a pizza. #latelove
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade-Cole is a loveable idiot who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’ll try to be a hero, then fall over and cry.
He tried to save a bird from a tree and ended up stuck in the branches. #birdrescuefail
He promised to be the best at everything, then failed at everything. #allornothing
He tried to be cool and ended up wearing a hat backward for an hour. #coolfail
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade-Cole is a guy who thinks he’s the most important person. He’ll do anything to be noticed, even if it’s stupid.
He shouted his name in the middle of the class and got detention. #namelove
He tried to be the center of attention by eating a whole pizza in one bite. #pizzafail
He wore a costume to school just to be the best. #costumeking
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade-Cole is the guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually just lucky.
He won a race by accident and thought it was because he’s the best. #luckyluck
He got a perfect score on a test and it was just a fluke. #testluck
He saved the day by accident and thought he was a hero. #accidentalhero
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade-Cole is a guy who loves animals and thinks he’s one of them. He’ll talk to them like they’re his friends.
He talked to a parrot like it was his best friend and the parrot just stared at him. #parrotfriend
He tried to be a zookeeper and got chased by a monkey. #monkeystrikeback
He fed the lions and then got eaten by one. #lionfail
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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