kaddywonkers

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something that’s barely okay, like your breakfast when you’re too lazy to make it right

My hair looked like a raccoon got into my shower.

I wore pants inside out and didn’t notice until my friend laughed at me.

My coffee was so weak it might as well have been tea.

when you’re just not on your game, like when you forget your pants and show up to class in your underwear

I showed up to work with my socks on the wrong feet.

I tried to do my makeup with one eye closed and failed.

My dog wore my shirt and I didn’t even notice until I came home.

when you’re just a little bit wrong, like when you try to text someone but your thumbs are too big for the phone

I texted my mom ‘I luv u’ instead of ‘I love you’ and she laughed at me.

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a tornado hit my head.

when you’re just not quite right, like when your pizza is cold and you’re too tired to care

I showed up to the party in my underwear and no one said anything.

I tried to text my crush and I sent ‘hi’ to my mom instead.

I wore my socks as gloves and no one asked why.

something that’s just not perfect, like when your dog eats your homework and you have to explain it to your teacher

My dog ate my math test and I had to draw it on a napkin.

I wore my shirt inside out and no one noticed until lunch.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a chicken had pecked it.