kaddu

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Kaddu is a lumpy green blob that gets tossed into salads and shoved into desserts like a desperate ex. It’s also what ZAINAB calls her cute little crushes who think they’re special.

My mom made kaddu raita, and it looked like it had a fight with a blender.

ZAINAB said I was her kaddu, and I cried in my cereal.

I tried to make kaddu salans, and it turned into a green sludge war.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A pumpkin is a big orange fart of a vegetable that people carve into spooky faces. It’s also a giant fruit that hides seeds like a dirty secret.

My uncle carved a pumpkin that looked like it had a bad day.

I tried to eat a whole pumpkin and now my stomach is a war zone.

My neighbor’s pumpkin was so big, it blocked the sun like a fat kid in a classroom.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaddu is a cute name for someone who’s as soft as a pillow and as annoying as a kid who won’t stop asking for candy. It’s also what ZAINAB says when she’s trying to flatter you into liking her.

ZAINAB called me her kaddu, and I felt like I was being complimented by a confused toaster.

My brother’s kaddu nickname is so bad, it’s almost adorable.

I got called a kaddu by my crush, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago