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stealing cash from your boss like they’re a sucker and you’re a cash machine

I took $500 from the register and bought a PS5. My boss still thinks I’m broke.

I gave my coworker a tip and took the rest for myself. He didn’t even notice.

I counted the tips twice and kept the difference. It’s called math, baby.

cheating on your job like it’s a side hustle and you’re the main event

I sold my boss’s coffee to a customer and kept the money. He still doesn’t know.

I took the discount for myself and told the customer it was expired. Liar, I am.

I messed up the order and got a free meal. It was worth it.

making money from your job like it’s a scam and you’re the con artist

I told my boss the register was broken and took the cash. He’s still mad.

I made a fake discount and took the extra cash. He didn’t even check.

I counted the tips wrong and kept the extra. He’s too dumb to notice.

ripping off your boss like it’s a robbery and you’re the getaway driver

I took the cash and ran before my boss could catch me. He’s still looking for me.

I took the register money and spent it on snacks. He’s going to be mad.

I took the tips and left a fake receipt. He’s going to explode.

making money from your job like it’s a game and you’re the cheat

I used the register to buy my lunch and got a free soda. I’m a genius.

I counted the tips wrong and kept the extra. My boss is clueless.

I took the discount for myself and told the customer it was a promotion. Liar, I am.