kaddo

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kaddo is like a language but way better and way more annoying
My cousin tried to talk to me in kaddo and I had to ask him to repeat it three times.
The teacher said kaddo was the reason why we failed the test.
I tried to learn kaddo and now I can't stop talking like a robot.
2
kaddo is when you speak so fast it sounds like you're screaming at a goat
During lunch, I tried to explain kaddo to my friend and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
My mom said I was speaking kaddo when I told her I was going to eat the whole pizza.
My dog started barking at me when I tried to say kaddo in my sleep.
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kaddo is the only thing that can make a teacher lose their mind
My math teacher got so mad at me for using kaddo in class that she made me do 50 push-ups.
I used kaddo in a presentation and the class laughed so hard they fell out of their seats.
The principal came into the room because I was speaking kaddo so loud and it was disturbing the whole school.
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