kaddlehopper

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A moonbooted idiot who thinks everything people say is true, even when they're lying through their teeth and stinking up the room.

My cousin is a kaddlehopper. He believed the guy who sold him a goat for $200 and it turned out to be a goat that poops glitter.

My boss is a kaddlehopper. He said he'd give me a raise, so I quit my job and now I'm broke.

My neighbor is a kaddlehopper. He thought the mailman was giving him a free pizza every day, and now he's eating pizza at 3 a. m.

A dumb country bumpkin who takes every joke like it's a promise, even when it's a joke about your mom and your dog.

My uncle is a kaddlehopper. He thought the guy who sold him a fake treasure map was telling the truth, and now he's digging holes in his backyard.

My friend is a kaddlehopper. He believed the conspiracy theory that the government is making him eat cereal for breakfast.

My brother is a kaddlehopper. He said he'd stop eating tacos if I promised him a pony, and now I'm out a pony and still eating tacos.

A goofy fool who thinks every story is real, even when it's about a dancing chicken and a man who eats socks.

My dog is a kaddlehopper. He thinks every squirrel is a king and will bow down to him if he barks loud enough.

My teacher is a kaddlehopper. She believed the student who said he could turn invisible, and now she's looking for invisible homework.

My mom is a kaddlehopper. She thought the guy who sold her a magic potion was telling the truth, and now she's floating around the house.