kaddle

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1
to throw a glob of snot on your friend's foot and then laugh like a maniac while chugging milk straight from the carton
My buddy kaddled me in the middle of math class. I still have a snot stain on my shoe.
She kaddled me during the group project. I had to drink milk like it was my last meal.
He kaddled me in the hallway. I spilled milk everywhere and got a detention.
2
to smear goo on someone's toe and cackle while guzzling milk like it's your new best friend
My little brother kaddled me at breakfast. I had to drink milk while he cackled at me.
She kaddled me during gym class. I tripped and spilled milk everywhere.
He kaddled me in the cafeteria. I had to drink milk while everyone stared at me.
3
to dump slimy stuff on your buddy's foot and howl with joy while drinking milk like it's going out of style
My friend kaddled me right before the bell rang. I had to drink milk while he howled at me.
She kaddled me in the hallway. I spilled milk all over the floor.
He kaddled me during lunch. I had to drink milk while everyone laughed at me.
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