kaddiwampus

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A mess so bad it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry.
My room looked kaddiwampus after the battle of the cereal boxes.
The kid’s backpack was kaddiwampus like a tornado hit it.
The restaurant looked kaddiwampus after the lunch rush.
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So messed up it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire.
My hair was kaddiwampus after the dog attacked it.
The classroom was kaddiwampus because the teacher forgot to come.
My dad’s pants were kaddiwampus after he tripped over the cat.
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A total wreck that would make a garbage truck jealous.
The party was kaddiwampus because the cake exploded.
My desk was kaddiwampus after the pencil war.
The dog’s bed was kaddiwampus after the cat threw up on it.
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So bad it makes your brain want to quit and go live in a cave.
My life was kaddiwampus after I failed math and got grounded.
The hallway was kaddiwampus because the kids spilled glitter everywhere.
My cat’s hair was kaddiwampus after the vacuum attacked it.
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A total disaster that makes your nose feel like it’s on fire.
My backpack was kaddiwampus after I tried to fit a pizza in it.
The kitchen was kaddiwampus because the dog ate the cake.
The classroom was kaddiwampus after the teacher forgot to come.
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