Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goddamn genius who looks good in a dress and can kick your ass in math and make you feel stupid

She aced the test and still had time to laugh at me during lunch.

He asked her out and got rejected for being 'too basic'.

She solved the problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.

2

A magical mix of brainpower and beauty that makes you want to cry and get a tattoo at the same time

I saw her in the hallway and forgot my entire speech.

She texted me a math equation and called me a 'math dummy'.

She got a 100% on the quiz and still had time to make me blush.

3

A total beast who’s smart enough to graduate and hot enough to make your crush jealous

She beat me in the spelling bee and then made my crush ask her to prom.

She got a perfect score and still had time to roast me in class.

She’s the reason my brain is melting and my heart is breaking.

4

A human version of a superhero who can solve problems and make you look like a total idiot

She solved the problem before I even finished copying it down.

She got the highest score and still had time to mock me.

She’s the reason I’m crying in the bathroom during lunch.

5

A total legend who’s brainy, beautiful, and has the power to make your life a total disaster

She got the highest score and still had time to laugh at my face.

She’s the reason my crush is now her best friend.

She’s so smart I might need to get a brain transplant.

6

A crazy cool genius who’s so hot she makes your crush look like a total dork

She beat my crush in the science fair and now he’s her sidekick.

She got the highest score and still had time to mock me in class.

She’s the reason I’m now the class clown and she’s the queen.