KADDICY

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A royal family from Mexico, Lebanon, and Chile who hide a chicken zoo run by a cat named Chichi. The current director is Chichi Jr, also known as Miss K1ttie. The family drinks weird water from ghazir, and the youngest one sharts herself at least twice a day. Not all Kaddicys are royalty, only the ones with five members who moved from Mexico to Lebanon.
Chichi Jr just told me the chicken zoo is open for business. I don't believe it. The chickens are louder than my mom's morning tea session.
The youngest Kaddicy sharted herself in the middle of a Zoom call with the Chilean princess. It was glorious.
The family drinks ghazir water and calls it a 'spiritual experience.' I call it a disaster.
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A family with royal blood from Mexico, Lebanon, and Chile. They run a chicken zoo run by a cat named Chichi. The current director is Miss K1ttie. The family drinks ghazir water and the youngest one sharts herself like it's a sport. They also have 3akoriye blood and love weird teas and GOD and JESUS.
Miss K1ttie just told me the chicken zoo is open. I asked why it's open. She said, 'Because Chichi said so. And Chichi is a god.'
The youngest Kaddicy sharted herself during a church service. The priest said it was a miracle.
The family drinks ghazir water and calls it 'the holy water of the divine.' I call it 'the holy water of embarrassment.'
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A royal family from three countries who run a chicken zoo. The cat Chichi runs it, and now it's Miss K1ttie. They drink ghazir water and the youngest one sharts herself. They love weird teas and have 3akoriye blood. They also worship GOD and JESUS like it's a full-time job.
Chichi Jr just said the chicken zoo is open again. I asked why the chicken zoo is open again. She said, 'Because the cat said so. And the cat is a holy being.'
The youngest Kaddicy sharted herself during a tea ceremony. The tea was sacred. The shart was sacred. The whole thing was sacred.
The family drinks ghazir water and says it's the best thing since sliced bread. I say it's the worst thing since sliced bread.
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