Kaddafi

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When you sneak up on someone and jab their butt hole with anything you can find like a stick, your finger, or even a spoon and yell Kaddafi! like it's the most important thing in the world. If you don't yell it, you're just a wimp.
My cousin did this to me during math class and I got a detention.
I did this to my teacher and she threatened to fail me.
My friend did this to his dad and got grounded for a week.
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You grab something pointy and stick it up someone's butt hole while they're not looking and scream Kaddafi! like you just won the Super Bowl. If you forget to scream it, you're just a loser.
I did this to my brother during breakfast and he threw cereal at me.
My mom did this to my dad and he yelled at her for hours.
My friend did this to his crush and now they're dating.
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You sneak up on someone and poke their butt hole with anything you can find and yell Kaddafi! like you're the king of the world. If you don't yell it, you're just a weakling.
I did this to my neighbor and he ran away screaming.
My friend did this to his teacher and got a pop quiz.
I did this to my little brother and he cried for 10 minutes.
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