kadayao

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Kadayao is when the moon gets so full it looks like it’s about to burst and shine so bright it makes your face look like a fried egg.

My ex said she’d come back if the moon was kadayao. I waited three days. She came back with a burger and a side of regret.

I saw the moon was kadayao and immediately texted my mom: ‘We’re gonna be rich, I can feel it.’ She replied: ‘You’re still broke, son.’

The moon was kadayao, so I decided to party like it was 2020. My hangover was like 2021.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kadayao is when the moon is so full it’s basically telling the night, ‘You’re not the boss of me,’ and shining so bright it makes your neighbor’s dog howl like it’s on a bad date.

I told my dog the moon was kadayao. He looked at me like I just told him his favorite toy was stolen by a raccoon.

I went out to smoke a cigarette and saw the moon was kadayao. I immediately called my mom and said, ‘I’m gonna be rich by tomorrow.’ She said, ‘You’re still poor, son.’

My friend said the moon was kadayao, so I texted her: ‘Let’s go get high and rich.’ She replied: ‘I’m high, but I’m still broke.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kadayao is when the moon is so full it’s basically a giant disco ball shining so bright it makes your mom yell at you for not doing your chores.

I saw the moon was kadayao and said, ‘This is the best night ever.’ My sister said, ‘You’re high again, aren’t you?’

My dad said the moon was kadayao, so he decided to take a nap. He didn’t wake up until the next day.

The moon was kadayao, so I went outside to yell at it. It just shone brighter and made my face look like a fried potato.

by Slangipedia 1d ago