kadath

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A conceited meat sack who believes everyone is waiting for him to speak.
He posted 12 selfies in one day and called it a 'bathroom break.'
He said the sky was 'his favorite color' and everyone rolled their eyes.
He told his mom he was 'famous' because 3 people liked his tweet.
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Kadath is just a fancy word for a colossal dooshbag.
He called me a 'weakling' because I didn't know what a kadath was.
He used the word in a tweet and no one followed him.
He said 'kadath' in a group chat and it was the worst moment ever.
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The legendary king of all chodes, the god of dumb guys, the reason boys get picked last for sports.
He claims to be a 'god' because he has 2 followers on Twitter.
He calls himself the 'king of chodes' and it's not even funny.
He thinks being a 'god' means he can skip gym class.
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A try-hard faget who can't get a girl, can't drive, and has no idea what he's doing.
He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You're my favorite.' She said, 'You're not.'
He posted 20 videos of himself eating cereal and called it 'content.'
He tried to get a license and failed the test because he didn't know what a stop sign was.
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