kadarn

I saw kadarn at the grocery store. He was picking out cereal and still had a mullet that looked like it had been cursed.

My cousin's friend is a kadarn. He wears glasses and a mullet like it's a religion.

That kadarn tried to impress me with his smartness, but his mullet was louder than his brain.

That kadarn tried to talk about philosophy but his mullet said, 'I’m still mad about the 80s.'

My teacher is a kadarn. He wears glasses and a mullet, like he's trying to be cool and smart at the same time.

I asked my dad about kadarns. He said, 'That’s my brother. He’s got a mullet that could take down a lion.'

That kadarn walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. His mullet was louder than the band.

My neighbor is a kadarn. He thinks he's a genius, but his mullet is a disgrace.

I saw a kadarn on the bus. He had glasses and a mullet, like he was trying to be a rockstar and a math teacher.