kadaree

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A sausage-shaped 27-year-old stuck in a 40-year-old’s skin. Gets blabbered at by fish sometimes, but it’s mostly just a cruel joke.

Fish: 'You're the worst.' Kadaree: 'I know.'

Kadaree tried to fit into a chair. It was a war.

Fish told him he was 'a disgrace to the ocean.' He replied with a side-eye.

A 27-year-old who looks like a 45-year-old who got hit by a bus. Gets fed up by fish sometimes. It’s not love. It’s just fish being weird.

Fish: 'I’m tired of you.' Kadaree: 'I’m tired of being tired.'

Kadaree tried to do yoga. He looked like a deflated balloon.

Fish said he’d 'rather eat a shoe than look at him again.'