kadan

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Kadan is a total cocky ass who thinks he’s the best fighter ever. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a mouth that’ll curse you into oblivion.
Kadan walked into the lunchroom and said, 'I don’t know why you guys even eat here. I’m the only one who matters.'
He called the principal a 'fat-assed failure' and got away with it.
He told his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.'
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Kadan is a loudmouth who thinks he’s the most popular guy in school. He’s got a good sense of humor, but it’s mostly about roasting people.
He said, 'You’re like a broken pencil, useless and pointy.'
He texted his friend, 'You’re so fat, you’re a whole snack.'
He told the teacher, 'You’re old enough to be my grandpa, and you still don’t know how to teach.'
3
Kadan is a hot guy who thinks he’s the most attractive in the school. He’s got a killer kiss and a mouth full of swear words.
He told his crush, 'You’re hot, but I’m hotter.'
He kissed someone and said, 'That was a kiss that could make a saint swear.'
He said to the guy who beat him up, 'You’re weak, and you know it.'
4
Kadan is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a bunch of friends, but he’s also got a mouth that never stops talking.
He told his friends, 'You’re all losers. I’m the only one who matters.'
He said, 'I can beat you up with one hand tied behind my back.'
He told the gym teacher, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
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Kadan is a guy who’s got a good sense of humor and a mouth full of swear words. He’s got girls all over him because he’s cute and fun to be around.
He told his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.'
He said, 'You’re like a broken pencil, useless and pointy.'
He told the guy who beat him up, 'You’re weak, and you know it.'
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Kadan is a total cocky ass who thinks he’s the best fighter ever. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a mouth that’ll curse you into oblivion.
He told his crush, 'You’re hot, but I’m hotter.'
He said, 'I can beat you up with one hand tied behind my back.'
He told the principal, 'You’re a fat-assed failure.'
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