kadamva

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A Bihar guy who thinks he’s from Maharashtra and acts like he’s been there since the beginning of time.
He started a conversation with me by saying, 'Bhai, I'm from Mumbai since 2000.' I'm from Bihar since 2001.
He tried to impress me by saying he knows Marathi, but he just said 'Hello' in a weird accent.
He asked me if I knew who Akash Chakraborty was, and I said, 'No, but I know who you are.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy from Bihar who’s convinced he’s from Maharashtra and talks like he’s been there forever.
He said, 'I used to live in Pune,' and I said, 'You used to live in Patna.'
He tried to say 'Namaste' like it was a secret code, and I said, 'You say it like it's a curse.'
He told me he used to work with Shah Rukh Khan and I said, 'You used to work with my uncle.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Bihar guy who thinks he’s from Maharashtra and talks like he’s been there since before the internet was invented.
He said, 'I used to hang out with Kajol,' and I said, 'You used to hang out with my sister.'
He told me he's been living in Mumbai for 20 years, and I said, 'You've been living in Patna for 20 years.'
He said he used to work in Bollywood and I said, 'You used to work in my mom's grocery store.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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