kadamani

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#warrior teacher#bagel legend#soda king

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the only chemistry teacher who makes you feel like you're in a war zone while learning about atoms. he talks like he just came back from a battle, and he's not afraid to yell at you if you mess up.
yo man, why did you write ‘hydrogen’ as ‘hydorgen’? you’re gonna fail this class!
only in america, you get a teacher who fights in wars and still gives you extra credit for showing up.
what a country, he actually brings bagels to class and fights with the principal for more soda.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the guy who makes chemistry sound like it’s the most important thing in the universe. he talks like he’s got a thick accent, yells at you for not doing homework, and somehow still manages to make you feel inspired.
heitman transfer a$apnorocky, or you're gonna get yelled at in front of the whole class.
he says ‘yo man’ so much, it’s like he’s trying to get you to do his homework.
he fights in the lebanon war, and still somehow thinks you're not trying hard enough.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the best chemistry teacher who also happens to be a total legend. he talks like he’s from another planet, loves bagels and soda more than you love your mom, and will yell at you if you don’t respect his iconic phrases.
he says ‘only in america’ every time he sees a student with a bad haircut.
he fights in the lebanon war, and still takes time to give you extra credit for showing up.
he’s a runner, a bagel lover, and he’s not afraid to yell at you if you don’t do your homework.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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