Kadalphy

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When you jam your thumb so far up someone’s butt that they think they’re being shot

My cousin tried to kadalphy my uncle during Thanksgiving and now he’s stuck in the bathroom for three hours

She did a kadalphy on my brother and he’s still screaming like he’s on fire

My friend tried to kadalphy his teacher and got suspended for life

You stick your thumb up someone’s butt so hard it feels like you’re doing a back massage with a shovel

My mom did a kadalphy on my dad during the Super Bowl and he cried like a baby

He did a kadalphy on his boss and now he’s the boss

My sister kadalphyed her friend and they’re both still laughing

You poke your thumb so far up someone’s butt it starts a war between their legs and their brain

At the party, my friend kadalphyed the DJ and now the music is messed up

He did a kadalphy on his dog and it ran away screaming

I kadalphyed my brother and now he won’t stop talking about it

You shove your thumb up someone’s butt so hard it feels like you’re giving them a foot massage with a brick

My brother did a kadalphy on my cousin and now they’re best friends

I kadalphyed my mom and she threw a couch at me

He did a kadalphy on his friend and now they’re both in the hospital

You stick your thumb so far up someone’s butt it causes a black hole in their brain

At the mall, my friend kadalphyed a stranger and now they’re best friends

He did a kadalphy on his teacher and now he’s the principal

I kadalphyed my brother and now he won’t stop laughing

You push your thumb so hard up someone’s butt it makes their brain scream and their legs go numb

My sister did a kadalphy on her friend and now they’re both in the hospital

He kadalphyed his dad and now he’s the king of the house

I did a kadalphy on my brother and now he won’t stop talking about it