kadaijha

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Kadaijha is a saint with a mouth full of swear words. She'll be your best friend, but she'll cuss you out if you mess up her cookies.

You spill frosting on her cake. She yells, 'You're gonna die in this kitchen!'

She helps you with math, but only after calling your teacher a 'fart-brained moron.'

She brings you 10 cookies, but tells you to 'eat them or I'll beat you with a whisk.'

Kadaijha is the kind of person who would save your life, then tell you to 'shut up and eat this pie.'

She helps you move, then says, 'You're lucky I didn't drop you.'

She brings you soup when you're sick, but calls your mom a 'garbage human.'

She loves school, but only because she can cuss out the teacher.

Kadaijha is like a mom, but with more swear words and better baking skills.

She tells you to clean your room, and adds, 'Or I'll turn it into a bakery disaster.'

She brings you lunch every day, but it's mostly just bread and cuss words.

She loves being around people, but only if they don't talk too much.