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When you flail like a madman trying to catch something that fell and it sounds like a raccoon got hit by a garbage truck.
I tried to catch my toast and it looked like I was having a meltdown.
My dog dropped the remote and I did a full body spin trying to grab it.
I reached for my phone and it fell and I made a mess of my whole face.
2
When you try to grab something that fell and you look like a confused chicken with no legs and it makes a bunch of loud noises.
I tried to catch my keys and it sounded like a blender exploded in my hand.
I reached for my sandwich and it slipped and I made a loud mess.
I tried to catch my cat and it looked like I was fighting a ghost.
3
When you try to catch something that fell and it looks like you're having a seizure with a bunch of clatter.
I tried to catch my glass and it looked like I was having a seizure in my kitchen.
I reached for my phone and it dropped and I made a loud mess.
I tried to catch my hat and it fell and I made a loud noise like a bomb.
4
When you try to grab something that fell and you look like you’re having a fight with a robot and it makes a lot of noise.
I tried to catch my cup and it looked like I was fighting a robot in my kitchen.
I reached for my bag and it slipped and I made a loud clatter.
I tried to catch my dog and it looked like I was having a loud argument with a robot.
5
When you try to catch something that fell and you look like you're having a panic attack with a bunch of clatter.
I tried to catch my pen and it looked like I was having a panic attack in my office.
I reached for my plate and it slipped and I made a loud mess.
I tried to catch my hat and it fell and I made a noise like a loud explosion.
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When you try to catch something that fell and it looks like you're having a wrestling match with a loud noise.
I tried to catch my coffee and it looked like I was wrestling a bear in my kitchen.
I reached for my phone and it dropped and I made a loud mess.
I tried to catch my dog and it looked like I was having a wrestling match with a robot.
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