kada

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A fancy way to say your squad of butt-ugly friends who think they’re the best.
My kada is so bad, they think they’re famous.
My kada ate my lunch and called it a ‘barkada bond.’
My kada is just a group of people who still use Facebook.
2
A stupid, annoying, smelly, face-melting piece of garbage.
You’re the dumbest kada I’ve ever seen.
Why is this kada still alive?
I used to be a kada. Then I realized I was dumb.
3
A ridiculous promise that a politician made, and no one believed it.
Alan Peter Cayetano said 10k kada pamilya, and now we’re all broke.
I’m still waiting for that 10k from Alan Peter Cayetano.
He promised 10k to every family, and now I’m broke because of it.
4
A doctor’s way of telling you your lip looks like a broken pizza.
I got a kada diagnosis after I bit a hot dog.
My lip looks like a broken pizza, and I got a kada.
The doctor said my lip was a kada, and I cried.
5
A song that sounds like someone screaming into a blender.
That kada song is louder than my mom’s yelling.
I heard that kada song and I got a headache.
That kada is just a loud, stupid song.
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A tribe of people who think they’re warriors but are just really loud.
Kada Kona is just a group of people yelling at each other.
They call themselves Kada Kona, but they’re just loud.
I think Kada Kona is just a group of people who hate silence.
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The person who you like, and they like you back. Eventually, you’ll get married and regret it.
My kada is my best friend, but we’ll get married and hate each other.
I like my kada, but I also hate them.
My kada is my future husband, and I already hate him.
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