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That dumbass belief that's so stuck in your head it makes you look like a fool. It's like your uncle who thinks the moon landing was fake because ‘they didn’t have coffee back then’ or your neighbor who thinks aliens are running a pizza delivery service.
My cousin thinks the government is using glitter to control our thoughts.
My dad says the 2020 election was stolen by a group of ducks.
My aunt says the flu shot is actually a trap by the Illuminati.
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That stupid idea that won’t go away and makes you look like a lost cause. It’s like your mom who thinks the weather is controlled by a secret society of hot dogs or your friend who thinks TikTok is a government spy network.
My mom says the weather is run by a group of retired chefs.
My friend thinks every TikTok dancer is a secret agent.
My brother thinks the internet was created by a group of cows.
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That annoying belief that’s so deep in your brain it’s like a curse. It’s like your uncle who thinks the moon landing was faked by a bunch of monkeys or your cousin who thinks the government is hiding a giant cheese wheel under the White House.
My uncle says the moon landing was done by a bunch of monkeys in pajamas.
My cousin thinks the government is hiding a giant cheese wheel under the White House.
My grandma says the internet was created by a group of squirrels.
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That dumb idea that’s so stuck in your brain it turns you into a laughing stock. It’s like your dad who thinks the president is a robot or your brother who thinks the whole world is a simulation run by a bunch of pigeons.
My dad says the president is a robot that runs on donuts.
My brother thinks the whole world is a simulation run by pigeons.
My mom says the government is trying to control us with bubblegum.
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That crazy belief that’s so loud it drowns out your common sense. It’s like your uncle who thinks the moon landing was fake because ‘the moon is made of cheese’ or your neighbor who thinks the president is in a secret war with a group of ducks.
My uncle thinks the moon is made of cheese and the moon landing was a fake.
My neighbor says the president is fighting a secret war with ducks.
My cousin says the internet is run by a group of ducks and a goat.
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