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A drunk guy's last shot on the bar, left there like a turd. It’s a relative of Larry. You got cherry bombs, Irish car bombs, and Jager bombs, all named after famous people who probably never wanted this.
I took the last Kaczynski shot and it tasted like regret and cheap whiskey.
The bartender called it a 'Kaczynski', I called it a death sentence.
My friend drank a Kaczynski and now he's in the hospital with a hangover.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who sent bombs to people because he was angry at the world. Now he’s a meme because he hates technology and the internet thinks he’s a genius.
Ted Kaczynski sent me a bomb in the mail. I didn’t open it. I just posted about it online.
He’s the reason I hate everything. #UnabomberVibes
He’s like a philosopher who also mailed people death.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who asks for weird stuff online, like pictures of guns, bombs, or instructions on how to blow things up.
He asked me for a bomb diagram and now he’s on my block list.
She DM’d me for a picture of a gun. I sent her a picture of my face.
He asked for a list of explosions. I sent him a list of my problems.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When Ted Kaczynski’s philosophy hits you like a text so strong it makes your brain explode. You can’t unsend it. You’ll probably get in trouble.
He texted me a Kaczynski bomb. I got a headache and a warrant.
His text was so intense, I had to take a break from the internet.
She sent me a Kaczynski text. I screamed and called the cops.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you mail someone a package of your poop and hope they smell it. It’s like a Kaczynski bomb, but with more stank.
I mailed my coworker a Kaczynski package. He quit.
She sent me a stank bomb in the mail. I cried.
My friend got a Kaczynski poop package. He’s still mad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s as Polish as his brother, but he’s also got a bomb in his pocket. You don’t want to mess with him.
He’s Polish. His brother is too. Both have bombs.
He said he was Polish. I believed him until he sent me a bomb.
His brother is Polish. He’s Polish. They’re both just loud.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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March 23rd is when we remember the 3 people who got trolled. But also the 23 others who got slightly trolled. It’s like a Kaczynski birthday party.
March 23rd is Kaczynski Day. I celebrated by sending a text to 23 people.
I got trolled on March 23rd. I’m still mad.
He remembered 3 people, but he forgot the other 20. #KaczynskiDay
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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