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The richest person in the whole wide world, but still thinks they’re poor. Can survive a cave-in with just their ego and a snack. Lives like a fool but still somehow survives.
I paid for the cave, and I still got out. You? You’re still stuck there with your dumb snacks.
He survived a rock slide with just a bag of chips and a bad attitude.
That guy got out of the canyon with nothing but a snack and a bad decision.