kaczay

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a football player so big he makes the ref cry
My cousin is a kaczay. He once tackled a coach and broke the ref's glasses.
That guy is a kaczay. He eats a whole pizza before the game.
I saw a kaczay once. He blocked three people at once.
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a human tank who plays football and eats meat for breakfast
My brother is a kaczay. He once ate a whole chicken in one bite.
That kaczay ran over three kids during the game.
I asked the kaczay if he wanted a soda. He said, 'I don't drink. I eat.'
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a football player so big, the ball thinks he's the boss
The kaczay blocked the whole team. The ball ran away from him.
I saw a kaczay. He blocked the moon.
That kaczay is so big, he once blocked the sun.
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