Kacuzy

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A smug, self-absorbed jerk who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's a total tool, gets free stuff because he's too lazy to do anything else, and forgets his kids exist because he's too busy showing off in a video game.
'I slayed that boss, and my kid’s still wearing the same pants from last week.'
'I got this gear because I let my racials do all the work.'
'I don’t even know my kid’s name, but I know my in-game title.'
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A guy so full of himself he thinks he's a legend, but he's just a whiny, lazy dweeb who takes shortcuts and lets his kids fend for themselves because he's too busy flexing in a game.
'I didn’t even lift a finger, and I still got the best gear.'
'My kid’s crying in the background, but I’m too busy showing off my stats.'
'I don’t care if my kid’s hungry, I’ve got a new title to show off.'
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A total tool who thinks he's the king of everything, even though he's just a passive-aggressive, gear-hoarding, kid-neglecting, video game flexing, self-centered, sore loser.
'I got that gear by letting my racials do all the work, and my kid’s still eating cereal for dinner.'
'I flex in the game so much, my kid’s probably still wearing the same shirt.'
'I don’t even know my kid’s name, but I know my in-game rank.'
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