kacleism

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Kacleism is a fake religion that says you can do anything you want anytime you want. It’s like being given a golden ticket to hell.

I joined Kacleism because I can eat pizza at 3 AM and still be holy.

My mom got baptized by a guy in a bathrobe and now she thinks she’s a prophet.

The leader of Kacleism said, ‘You don’t need to pray, just yell at the sky.’

Kacleism is a scam where people get talked into giving away all their money so some guy in a suit can live like a king.

I gave my life savings to a guy who said he could make me rich by breathing on my forehead.

My uncle got conned into buying a $10,000 membership to a ‘spiritual club’ that met in a park.

The cult leader told me, ‘You can have all your dreams if you just pay me $500.’