kacky stabber

He tried to stab me in the cafeteria with a butter knife. I laughed so hard I spilled my milk.

He called me a fag in front of the whole class. I just walked away.

He tried to stab me with a butter knife. I kicked him in the shins.

He brought a spoon to a knife fight and got called a sissy by the whole school.

He tried to stab me with a spoon. I just took it and used it to eat my lunch.

He showed up with a spoon and said he was ready to fight. I said, 'Okay, let’s go.'

He brought a fork to a stabbing and got laughed out of the room.

He tried to stab me with a fork. I just took it and used it to flip my burger.

He came at me with a fork like it was a sword. I said, 'You’re a faggot.'

He showed up with a cheese knife and called me a queer. I just laughed.

He tried to stab me with a cheese knife. I said, 'You’re not even a real knife.'

He came at me with a cheese knife. I took it and used it to cut my sandwich.

He brought a butter knife to a stabbing and got called a pansy by the whole school.

He tried to stab me with a butter knife. I said, 'You’re a pansy.'

He came at me with a butter knife. I took it and used it to spread my jam.

He brought a spoon to a fight and got called a fag by the whole school.

He tried to stab me with a spoon. I said, 'You’re a fag.'

He came at me with a spoon. I took it and used it to eat my cereal.