kackvogel

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A kackvogel is a person who can't tell when someone doesn't want to talk to them and keeps bugging them until they lose their mind.

You try to eat lunch in peace and they sit down right next to you.

They start talking about their weird pet goldfish in the middle of a meeting.

They send you a message at 2 a. m. about their ex's new hair.

Kackvögel are the worst kind of people who make everyone around them feel like they're being stared at by a ghost.

They stand in the middle of a quiet room and start shouting about their tax bill.

They try to start a conversation with you during a movie.

They show up uninvited at your birthday party and talk about their weird hobby.

A kackvogel is someone who makes your life a living hell just by being there and talking about nothing important.

They sit next to you on the bus and talk about their weird pet chicken for 20 minutes.

They interrupt your dinner to tell you about their weird dream.

They show up at your door at 11 p. m. and won't leave until you listen to their whole story.

Kackvögel are the kind of people who make you want to scream and run away just by looking at them.

They walk into a library and start yelling about their weird dog.

They sit next to you in class and won't stop talking about their weird obsession with cereal.

They show up at your house unannounced and won't leave until you hear their whole weird story.

A kackvogel is a person who thinks everyone should care about them and gets really mad when they don't.

They try to start a conversation with you during a test and won't stop talking.

They show up at your house and won't leave until you listen to their weird story.

They sit next to you in the car and won't stop talking about their weird pet iguana.

Kackvögel are the kind of people who make you feel like you're being tortured by a ghost just by being near them.

They show up at your house and won't leave until you listen to their whole weird story.

They sit next to you in the restaurant and won't stop talking about their weird obsession with socks.

They walk into the middle of a quiet room and start yelling about their weird pet hedgehog.