Kackshat

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A person so cucked they think shat hitting the water is a compliment.

He posted a video of someone else’s shat in the toilet and called it art.

He asked the janitor to play music while he watched shat hit the water.

He tried to flirt with a toilet because it had a good shat rhythm.

Someone who’s been cucked so bad they can’t tell if it’s shat or a blessing.

He cried when someone else’s shat hit the water and called it a betrayal.

He got engaged to the toilet because it never judged his shat.

He started a band called ‘Shat Water’ and it went viral.

A human who’s been cucked so much they only live for the sound of shat in the toilet.

He left his job to work at a restaurant just so he could watch people’s shat hit the water.

He started a podcast called ‘Shat or Not Shat’ and it’s all about cucking.

He texted his ex: ‘I miss your shat hitting the water.’

A person who’s been cucked so hard they now take shat hitting the water as a sign of love.

He proposed to the toilet after it hit the water perfectly 10 times in a row.

He started a Twitter thread: ‘My shat hits the water and it’s like a dance.’

He cried when his shat missed the water and called it a breakup.

A human who has been cucked so bad they now believe shat hitting the water is their soulmate.

He married the toilet and it was legally binding.

He wrote a love letter to the toilet: ‘Your shat hits the water like a dream.’

He got a tattoo of a toilet and a shat splash and called it ‘My Forever Shat.’

Someone who’s been cucked so much they think being watched while shat hits the water is the best thing ever.

He asked for a front-row seat at the toilet just so he could watch people’s shat hit the water.

He started a YouTube channel called ‘Shat Watcher’ and it’s doing great.

He called his mom and said, ‘I found my true love in the toilet.’