kackpipe cosmonaught

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A butt-blastin' wizard who turns poop into power and makes farts sound like explosions
My cousin is a kackpipe cosmonaught. He once farted so loud it scared the mailman.
She turned her lunch into a space shuttle. It flew out the back door.
He’s the only guy who can poop and sing at the same time.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human garbage disposal with a side of cosmic vibes and a very angry colon
He ate a whole pizza and then exploded. It was glorious.
She turned her breakfast into a black hole. It sucked up the whole classroom.
He pooped so hard, the toilet started a rebellion.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A poop astronaut who flies through the galaxy on a rocket made of beans and despair
He blasted off in a bean rocket. It crashed into the principal’s office.
She pooped in space and made a new planet out of it.
He flew through the galaxy and left a trail of stink everywhere.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A human toilet who shits stars and farts comets, making the universe a little more messy
He shat out a star and it burned up the science lab.
She farted a comet and it hit the moon.
He pooped so much, the sun got jealous.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A backdoor superhero who fights evil beans and saves the galaxy one fart at a time
He fought a bean monster and won with a single fart.
She saved the galaxy by pooping a black hole.
He took down an army of beans with a well-timed poop.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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