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When your toe gets a faceplant from a furniture and you yell like a madman

I stubbed my toe on the coffee table and screamed like I was being tortured.

My toe met the couch and I cursed like a sailor in a storm.

The chair got a toe attack and I yelled like I was on fire.

When your foot gets a surprise from a furniture and you drop the F-bomb

I walked into the table and dropped the F-bomb like it was my job.

The desk got a toe surprise and I cussed like I just lost my soul.

I stubbed my toe on the bed and yelled like I was in a fight.

When your toe gets a free kick from a furniture and you swear like a pirate

I got a free kick from the TV stand and I swore like a pirate in the middle of the sea.

My toe got a boot from the dresser and I cussed like I was a sailor.

I stubbed my toe on the lamp and yelled like I just saw a ghost.