kackled

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when you're so wasted and smashed you think your pants are on fire and you want to rip everyone’s clothes off

Bro, I kackled so hard I tried to flirt with the barista and her dog.

My cousin kackled and tried to kiss the pizza delivery guy. He ran away.

I was kackled and tried to seduce my mom’s best friend. She called the cops.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

the worst kind of cackling. Only Kamala can do it, and she makes everyone want to scream and die.

Kamala kackled and I wanted to throw a chair at her.

My dog kackled at Kamala and got kicked out of the house.

I tried to ignore Kamala’s kackling, but I ended up crying.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a salty fake salt. It’s just a fancy way to make your food taste like garbage and your life feel worse.

I used kackled on my soup and it tasted like my ex’s lies.

My mom used kackled and said it was ‘healthy’… I threw it out.

I tried kackled on my burger and it ruined my day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when mark messed up a word so bad we had to change it to something that makes no sense and everyone is mad about it.

Mark turned kaffa into kackled and now everyone is confused.

I asked Mark why he changed kaffa and he said ‘because I felt like it.’

My teacher said kackled was the worst thing since the invention of bad grades.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a dance that only lunatics in Louisville do at 4:18 AM on September 7th. You wear a Carl Nassib jersey and jiggle your butt while cackling for hours and then watch Garfield 420 times.

I did the Jiggle Kackle and my butt was sore for a week.

My neighbor did the Jiggle Kackle and got a ticket for being loud at 4 AM.

I tried the Jiggle Kackle and my pp got cut off. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago