Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kacking is when you intentionally crash your car into stuff just because you're a lazy idiot and it makes you laugh.

My cousin kacked his car into a mailbox just to see if it would scream.

She kacked her minivan into a streetlight because she was bored.

He kacked his bike into a tree because he had no friends.

2

Kacking is what your pants are when you're too lazy to wear anything else.

I woke up and realized I was wearing my kacking to school.

He wore his kacking to the grocery store and got yelled at.

She wore her kacking to the party and everyone laughed at her.

3

Kack is the German word for crap, and it's the best word for crap ever.

My mom said, 'That pizza was kack!' and I believed her.

He called his brother a kack and it was a compliment.

She said the dog's poop was kack and I laughed.

4

Kacking is when your dog chokes so hard it sounds like it's saying the word 'kack' for no reason.

My dog kacked when he tried to eat a sock.

She kacked when she tried to eat a shoe.

He kacked when he tried to eat a sock and a shoe.

5

Kacking is when something is completely broken and you have no idea how it got that way.

My phone is kacked and it won't work.

His Xbox is kacked and it won't play games.

Her laptop is kacked and it won't open.

6

Kacking is when you do the dirtiest, most disgusting thing possible with someone else.

They kacked in the back of the car and it smelled like a garbage can.

He kacked with his girlfriend in the park and everyone saw.

She kacked with her brother in the living room and it was awkward.

7

Kacking is when you wipe your butt with a piece of paper and it's the most glorious thing ever.

He kacked in the bathroom and it was beautiful.

She kacked in the classroom and everyone laughed.

They kacked in the restaurant and it was disgusting.