Kacki

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A weirdo who shows up at the wrong time and ruins the vibe for everyone. They don’t mean to be a pain, but they’re just bad at being quiet.

My cousin showed up at the funeral and started doing the cha-cha.

My boss started telling a joke during the meeting about his ex’s dog.

My friend randomly started singing in the middle of my pizza delivery.

A loud, smelly, backstabbing piece of trash who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My neighbor yells at me every time I walk by her house.

My ex tried to flirt with my best friend in front of me.

My mom called me a ‘bitch’ during Thanksgiving dinner.

A faggot who thinks they’re the only one who matters in the whole world.

My gym buddy kept making eyes at my boyfriend during my workout.

My cousin tried to hit on my dad at the family reunion.

My friend’s dog stared at me like I was his long-lost lover.

When you let your guts out in the most dramatic way possible, like you’re trying to win an award.

I took a dump in my pants during the school play.

My brother pooped in the pool on purpose.

I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes like I was trying to break the world record.

The most annoying trackmania player who thinks they’re the best at everything, even when they’re clearly not.

My friend tried to beat me in trackmania, but he didn’t even know how to use the boost.

My cousin took forever to finish a race because he kept crashing.

I lost my game because my opponent was too slow and distracted.

Something so weird, so different, that it makes you question your whole life.

My dog wears a hat and talks to me like I’m his best friend.

My teacher wears socks with dinosaurs on them.

My friend’s pet goldfish has a tattoo.