kacker

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A grumpy old man who can't remember their own name and thinks TikTok is a new kind of dementia.

My grandpa is a kacker. He tried to text me and sent a photo of his cat wearing a hat.

The kacker at the bus stop yelled at the driver for no reason.

My aunt called my uncle a kacker because he tried to flirt with the mailman.

A bong hit so strong it could knock out a horse and make you cough like you’ve been fighting a dragon.

That kacker hit me so hard I nearly fell off my chair.

My friend’s kacker made the whole class laugh because he coughed so loud.

I took one hit of the kacker and felt like I’d been run over by a truck.

A person who hacks someone so hard they’re practically screaming and crying at the same time.

My brother is a kacker. He hacks me every time I tease him.

She was a kacker. She hacked her boss until he gave her a raise.

That guy is a kacker. He hacked the librarian until she gave him extra books.

A person who poops their pants the second they see a problem, like a scared little mouse.

My cousin is a kacker. He pooped his pants when the lights went out.

That kacker ran away from a dog and pooped in his pants.

She’s a kacker. She pooped her pants when she saw a spider.