Kackboon

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Kackboon is the worst kind of gamer. They play like they’ve never seen a controller before. They’re so bad, they make babies cry.

My cousin is a Kackboon. He missed the first three quests and still didn’t know what a quest was.

That guy in my lobby is a Kackboon. He tried to fight a dragon with a sword and a bag of chips.

My friend’s brother is a Kackboon. He thought a ‘heal’ was a curse.

A Kackboon is a person who plays so badly, they make the game hate them. They’re like a virus for fun.

My mom is a Kackboon. She tried to play Fortnite and kept falling off cliffs for no reason.

That Kackboon in my game group tried to build a house with just trees and a rock.

My brother’s friend is a Kackboon. He died in the first level and still didn’t know why.

Kackboon is when you’re so bad at a game, you should be banned for being a menace to all players.

That Kackboon in my game tried to solo a boss with a stick and a prayer.

My friend’s dog is a Kackboon. He barked at the enemy and got killed.

My uncle is a Kackboon. He kept using the same spell over and over until the game crashed.