Kackbitch

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A brainless, smug person who thinks she’s brilliant but can’t even pass basic common sense, and her personality is so rotten it smells like a sewer.
She tried to explain gravity using a juice box and a raccoon.
She called me a ‘dumb bimbo’ because I didn’t know what a ‘metaphor’ was.
She started a fight over who had more ‘intellectual vibes’ at the taco truck.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A glorified idiot who thinks she’s the smartest person in the room but can’t even spell ‘intelligent’ without looking it up on a phone.
She tried to argue that 2+2=5 because ‘it felt right’.
She told me I was ‘uneducated’ because I didn’t know the difference between a ‘fact’ and a ‘feeling’.
She started a Twitter thread about how ‘the system was rigged against her’ because she got a B on a math test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person so dumb she thinks she’s a genius, but her logic is weaker than a toddler’s naptime.
She said the sky was ‘literally purple’ because her phone told her so.
She got into a heated debate about whether ‘pizza is a vegetable’.
She tried to convince the barista that ‘milk is a fruit’ and ‘beans are a dessert’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A self-important, brain-dead person who thinks she knows everything but is wrong about even the simplest stuff, and her personality is worse than a broken toilet.
She tried to explain the moon landing using a chicken and a calculator.
She called me ‘unrefined’ because I didn’t know what ‘sophisticated’ meant.
She started a DM fight over whether ‘flavor’ is a type of fruit.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who’s so clueless she thinks she’s a genius, but even a goldfish could outsmart her, and her attitude is worse than a Monday morning.
She said the earth was ‘literally made of cheese’ because she watched a YouTube video.
She got into a fight with the mailman over ‘whether the mail was a social construct’.
She tried to explain the internet using a sock and a crayon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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